Have I been locked up too long???

Well, I'll let you decide.

Have you been locked in a room too long when you.....

*Have to entertain yourself by seeing how closely you can zoom in on flowers planted against the hospital across the way? (we are on the 5th floor of Children's and there is an adult hospital next door).



*Try to zoom in enough on people enjoying their lunches that you can figure out what exactly they are eating?



*Design hula hoops and other exercise equipment out of thermometer probe covers?



*Drink excessive quantities of water and soda because it give you a reason to take a short walk (to the bathroom!)?











*Discuss at length why it is Max and Ruby don't seem to have any parents, but yet have a grandmother (must watch Nick Jr to understand this one)?



*Spend a good amount of time researching what exactly Uniqua from the Backyardagains really is... have both online and inperson discussions regarding the matter and enter heated debate over why or why she is not a ladybug, cow, etc...



*Realize much of Facebook is just glorified Webkinz for adults, but that doesn't really stop you from spending time on your "farm" or with your "pet".



*Develop carpal tunnel from playing typing maniac so much just because you are trying to beat someone who won the third grade spelling bee in a spell down against you in 1980.



Now, you may think the fact I have time to write such a lengthy, useless, nonsensical post means all is well here at Club Med, but it's just the opposite, it's unwell and I'm trying to pretend it isn't happening. We are on a witch hunt of sorts. Looking for a ball of infection we know is in there, but hiding. Fevers, cat scans, pain, bleeding.....

So until next time I think I'll go back to the window and see what else I can zoom in on with my camera, after all, the Butterfly is sleeping and I've had way too much Mtn Dew to sit still much longer!